A series of texts from my inebriated friend:
She: Consider yourself drunk dialed.
Me: Thanks, I will save the message forever.
She: I wish you were here like Incubus.
Me: What does that even mean?
She: The sekrit is in the vine.
Me: So you’re feeling pretty good?
She: I love u en la biblioteca con un gato.
❤
The Cameraphone Diaries 
One reply on “Dangers of 20-something drinking”
incubus has a song where the lead singer goes, ” iiiiii wish you were here” over and over. nice reference inebriated friend.