Drew always has the best ideas.
Also, I never knew you could just download free fonts.

On Friday Drew and I went to Berkeley to see Collapse at the Aurora Theatre. This was closing weekend and they were totally sold out, but we were #1 on the walk-in list because I called three weeks ago and did industry walk-in because I was too cheap to pay for tickets.
Luckily we got in, and we even got two seats together. The show was great, funny, and only 80 minutes, which we both loved since it had been kind of a long week, and we had to catch BART back. Sitting in the lobby beforehand, waiting to be let in to the empty seats, I flipped through the program and read everyone’s bios, and I started to feel that itchy feeling that I recognize all too well: I like being backstage, I like being part of a production team, I like meeting a whole rush of new people every couple months. Oh no, am I going to miss PA-ing? One week back on the real-job wagon and I’m already looking for a new fix?
Then, while watching the show, the crew is moving furniture around in a low-ish level transition light, and I’m sitting there, wearing green, out on a date on a Friday night, all weekend stretching ahead of me, and I thought, “Hells no, I made the right choice.”
On Saturday Drew and I went up to Milagra Ridge and climbed around. The views are gorgeous and it was great to get some fresh air. Lucky we went when we did, since it clouded up pretty good later than afternoon.
By that time, we were grocery shopping with a little windfall of cash we had come across. We were also buying girl scout cookies, and I was buying used paperbacks from a thrift store next to Safeway – four Stephen King books (that I need for my complete Stephen King collection) for a dollar each. (I would have paid up to $4 per book, but don’t tell them that.) (Today I swung by that thrift store and found Brian Jacques’ Redwall.)
This, by the way, is the picture I took and sent to Erin, to try to convince her to move back to California.

And what better way to start a lazy Sunday…than by calling the cops on a domestic dispute happening right outside your window? We were awakened by a man yelling, “Gimme my phone!” and a woman yelling, “Gimme my baby!” and screeching tires. Still not sure what was going on, but, because of the repeated screaming at each other, the manhandling of said baby, and the fact that I saw the cops outside the couple’s building just a few weeks ago, possibly talking to the same guy…Drew called and requested an officer to come out and make sure everything was okay. So that was our Sunday excitement.
Both yesterday and today we made dinner and watched Dexter (we finished Season 2 tonight), and just hung out. Incredible. I could get used to this. I could get way addicted to making dinners and packing lunches and going to bed at 11:00 to get up at 7:00 and go to the gym and go to work and watching TV at night and being around on Tuesday nights for friends dinner…you get the idea. This is living.
I turned off the heater (which is really loud).
Drew (in the pitch dark, sounding scared): No – no – no – no – no!
Me: Are you okay?
Drew: Put it back – in – on the decades!
Me: Um.
Drew: You know what I mean.
Me: …
Drew: Starts with the ones.
Me: Do you want me to turn the heater back on?
Drew: …No.
And scene.
Drew: *makes a sound that is either a laugh or a whimper*
Me: Are you okay?
Drew: Ears are never anything normal.
Me: …
Drew: You’re holding an ear.
Me: I’m holding a what?
Drew: …Ear of corn.
Me: Well, I guess that makes more sense.
Drew just sang me this song (and no, he wasn’t asleep):
I love the face of your sister
Because she isn’t missing teeth like you are
And a smile is very important to me
So I suggest you see a periodontist
So you can look more like your sister.
I don’t have a sister, nor am I missing teeth, so I’m taking this one with a grain of salt.
OMG, what if he’s trying to tell me he’s discovered that I have a twin sister I never knew about, who was kidnapped at birth, and has been raised somewhere else to be exactly like me, and he knows that it’s time for us to meet??
Maybe I should wait to see what the next verse is.
I am so far behind in things I want to talk about. Case in point: I wrote this yesterday (Saturday) in a notebook sitting backstage at tech, but this is the first chance I’ve gotten to sit down at a computer. So here goes:
I’m working on The Seagull at MTC, and we started tech today. Yesterday during our staging day, I was moving props or something and I had one of those “oh snap” epiphanies where I realized how crazy lucky I am: working backstage at an actual theatre, and getting paid real money for it. I had a nice little glowing ten minutes or so, but like all good things, the euphoria didn’t last forever.
(Although I’m still happy.)
Yesterday was Drew’s birthday and I wish I had been able to hang out with him. Or even hang out today. Or tomorrow.
We spent so long on opposite schedules that, last fall, when we were suddenly both working daytimes, home together in the evenings and on the weekends – well, I just got used to it quickly. Used to it, and you might say, taking it for granted. So now, even though it’s just for the next month, it’s frustrating to be back on that schedule. I always feel like I’m missing out on something. For example:
-Drew’s birthday
-Glee, and friends dinner night for the next 4 weeks
-2 out of the 3 episodes of Watson on Jeopardy (Watson is the computer competing against Ken Jennings and Brad Rutter – I’ll get to the see the first episode but not the second and third)
I guess I should worry less about missing TV.
I remember I survived this before. This is temporary. Paying dues. Eye on the prize, and all that. But I think it’s clear what my goal is here for 2011.
PS. The grass really is greener onstage – check it out!
In the last week, I have twice ACCIDENTALLY startled Drew while he was sleeping on the couch. The first time I made the mistake of walking through the living room while talking on the phone, and I guess my voice was just too much. The second time I just stood too closely to him. Both times he woke up suddenly with a yelping sound, which in turn scared me. So, a lose-lose situation.
So last night I was trying to figure out how to wake him up from the couch without producing any terrifying noises. I turned the volume on my laptop up, hoping that all the little chimes and noises would do the trick. I turned the TV off, then on again, then off. I shut the bathroom door loudly. Finally I picked up my keys from the couch and dropped them, and he sat up.
Drew: “…Wha?”
Me: “Nothing…what?”
Drew: “What happened?”
Me: “Nothing, but I think you should go to bed.”
Drew: “…What did he say?”
Me: “…What did who say?”
Drew: “…WHAT did the SPOON say??”
Then I started laughing and then he started laughing and then he went to bed.
The other night I was having some trouble falling asleep. Drew did not. Then we had another sleep talk conversation.
Drew: (giggles) Ice stand.
Syche: What?
Drew: Ice stand.
Syche: What’s an ice stand?
Drew: Where people go. To get ice.
Syche: Where is that?
Drew: Back, over there.
Syche: LOL
Drew: …What?
Molly and I were talking about seeing Giselle or Coppelia at the SF Ballet.
Me: I know the story of Coppelia, but I don’t actually know what Giselle is about.
Molly: It’s…basically like Swan Lake, but she’s a nymph. And she drowns herself at the end.
Me: Spoiler alert!
Molly: What, they all end with the main character killing herself! Except The Nutcracker, which you find out at the end is all Clara’s dream.
Me: SPOILER ALERT!!
Drew and I saw The Nutcracker last night and loved it. I know that kids are a given at The Nutcracker, but I still got a little annoyed when the little boy behind us explained every “magic” trick to his grandma in a loud kid-whisper. I know it’s not really magic, because this is theatre. But please tell your Nana at intermission. But you know who was adorable? The little little girl who I could hear somewhere in the grand tier, who, when the ballerina dancing doll came out in the first act, cried, “Look, mommy! A ballerina! A ballerina!” Awww.
After we were home, Drew and I were dissecting the show. He decided that when ballerinas walk, all turned out and pointy-toed, they look like ducks who are trying really hard not to walk like ducks. Then we cracked ourselves up saying, “Not like a duck, not like a duck, walk like a person, walk like a person…remember, they’ll never let you in the restaurant if they suspect you’re a duck. Make eye contact and don’t fumble with the money.”
Then Drew went to sleep while I read Eclipse, and at one point I noticed he was making a lot of noise rummaging around his pillow. I asked him what he was doing and he said he was checking his pillowcase for money. I said, “…What?” and he said, “The pillowcases are full of money.” “Yeah,” I said, “that’d be nice. Go back to sleep.”
Today we went to the Dickens Fair and almost right off the bat saw this random chick dressed like a ballerina. One of her arms kept fluttering around. I think she thought it was bewitching. She did get major bonus points when she went en pointe for someone to take her picture. But every time we saw her (and if you’ve ever been to the Dickens Fair for a day, you know how often you see the same people), we looked at each other and both thought, “Not like a duck, not like a duck…”
Otherwise, the Dickens Fair was Dickensy. And fun. And busy. Erin’s dad does single stick fighting and was doing several demonstrations during the day, and asked Drew to come take pictures of him. I took video. So we would meet Tom at 2:20, then go wander around the Fair, then meet up again at 3:30, etc. I actually think it’s the only way to see the Dickens Fair. No one can just meander around and look at things for six hours. The structure was nice. I wanted to buy a mop of curls to wear over a bun, but Drew wouldn’t let me. Also, we couldn’t find where they were being sold. I also wanted to buy a nightlight, a Christmas ornament, a feathery head ornament, some fudge, a gyro, some popcorn (by the late afternoon we were both starving), and a flowery circlet headpiece thing. Luckily we only had $10. Because what do I need with any of those things?
Finally, here’s a nice thing I do. The Opera offices are on the 3rd floor of the building (which is the top). Basically no one on the 2nd floor uses the elevator, but in the morning Opera people will use it to go up. I always do because I’m usually always carrying my purse, my lunch, at least one water bottle, and a cup of coffee, and I’ve just walked from Bart and don’t want to take the stairs. But the elevator is super slow. So whenever I take it to the 3rd floor, I always press the button for 1 to send it back down for the next person. That’s a nice thing I do. I just wanted to mention that.
The other day I caught Drew taking a dirty salad plate out of the dishwasher.
“No no no!” I said. “That’s dirty.”
He flipped the dishwasher door shut and pointed at the little “dirty v clean” wheel we have, which I am constantly forgetting to set to the right side. The clean side was facing up. He said, “I’ve been taking dishes out of here for like two days. This is why I’m getting sick again!”
That’s when I realized how empty the thing was. Maybe I shouldn’t have laughed at him quite so much.
Luckily I’m one of those people who basically washes every dish, then puts it in the dishwasher. Or should that be unluckily? Maybe if at least one dish looked dirty, he would have questioned the wheel, and questioned me.
Oh well. It’s good to build up your immune system.
(Sometimes my wife skills are tested and found lacking.)