Someone has to win.

So, I never call into radio stations. But Sarah and Vinnie are doing this Vegas trip in August, and they’re taking a bunch of listeners, and even though I have no delusions about my chances, I like really want to go…so this morning when I heard the secret song, I called the radio station. Thirty-three times. Until the phone screener picked up and said, “We’ve already got our winner, sorry,” and I said, “Thank you!” and he said, “No, thank you.” Aww.

Maybe it’s worth it to keep trying. I mean, someone’s gotta win. Why shouldn’t it be me? I’ve never been to Vegas!

I also texted Sarah and Vinnie this morning and they read it on the air, making it my third email/text appearance on the show. Celebrity! I’m almost there!